Trades

[Kiba]

Inform all trades here.

[joky]

BLOCKBUSTER TRADE SHOCKS THE KOHL
“Stop the presses! Grab your Game Genie! This one’s real!”

In a move that has KOHL analysts scrambling, friends questioning reality, and at least one fax machine reportedly shattered in protest…

MONTREAL ACQUIRES:
TONY GRANATO – Ottawa’s top-line turbo booster, team-leading goal scorer, and walking highlight reel. The guy was their offense.
RAY FERRARO – Veteran glue, locker room voice, third-line steady hand with a knack for sneaky big goals. Also owns half the team's coffee supply.
JOHN MacLEAN – Defensive conscience of the bottom six. May not dazzle, but always delivers. Like a hockey-shaped UPS truck.

OTTAWA ACQUIRES:
CRAIG JANNEY – Pass-first wizard. If you’re open, he’ll find you. If you’re not open… he’ll still find you. The Assist Whisperer.
BRAD MAY – Brings grit, edge, and 72.3% of his games spent eating nachos in the press box. New city, new shot?
DAVID VOLEK – If you remember his '93 heroics, congrats, you’re old. But who knows—maybe the KOHL is where the Voleknaissance begins.

🗞 KOHL INSIDER REACTIONS:
“This is either 4D chess or someone let their little cousin make the trades.” – Anonymous KOHL GM
“Ferraro was the heartbeat of that third line. Now Ottawa’s heartbeat has arrhythmia.” – KOHL Analyst Barry Breakaway
“Janney might lead the league in assists—or in passive-aggressive interviews.” – KOHL sideline reporter “Hacksaw” Hamilton
“Montreal just walked into the saloon, flipped the table, and said ‘Deal.’” – Unnamed coach on a burner account

TRADE VERDICT:
Montreal’s going for the cup. Ottawa’s reshuffling the deck and betting on Janney magic.
Either way… the KOHL drama meter just hit 11/10.

Tag your rival, grab your sticks—this season just got juicy.

[jer_33]

KOHL TRADE:
NJ receives: Wakaluk/Olausson ($221,000)
TOR receives: Puppa/Plavsic ($210,500)

[Kiba]

Trades between LA and MTL:

Denis Savard will go to Montreal

Kelly Kisio goes to Los Angeles

[wantonius]

A Blockbuster trade between NYR and BOS. With Boston's season flagging and Gilmour missing all the pre-season targets in New York, GMs of both teams have decided to pull the trigger.

Messers Doug Gilmour, Bob Probert and Richard Smehlik will leave NYR for new life in BOS

Messers Esa Tikkanen, Rick Tocchet and Phil Housley will don the legendary NYR shirt from now on.

[Kiba]

Trades between LA and WPG:

To Winnipeg: Mike Keane

To Los Angeles: Pelle Eklund

[seppos]

STL panic trade #1:

Mikael Renberg to STL
Yuri Khmylev to QUE

[jer_33]

KOHL TRADE:
BOS receives: Puppa/Sundin ($300,500)
TOR receives: Richter/Weight ($334,500)