Kibanet

Last season GMs can continue with old teams. Last season Teams:

Kiba LA
Jeremy TOR
Wantonius NYR
Tepsu NJ
Joky OTW
Seppos STL
Philly Chris PHI
Hirvi BUF
Masamio BOS
Mape VAN
Jusba WPG
Sulpo CGY
Sean TB
UltraMagnus SJ

Teams available for anyone: ANA, HFD, NYI, FLA, TB, PIT, WSH, DET, CHI, DAL, EDM, SJ
At this point inform if you continue on this season and if you keep your team from last season.

Selected teams for KOHL season 15:
Kiba LA
Joky OTW
Wantonius NYR
Tepsu NJ
UltraMagnus MTL
Philly Chris PHI
Jeremy TOR
Mape VAN
Hirvi BUF
Sulpo CGY
Seppos STL
Masamio BOS
Jusba WPG
Samppa QUE

KIba continues with LA.

Joky continues with Senators

Last seasons success allows Wantonius to continue with NYR

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
May 19, 2025

Mr. Teppo Winnipeg: Still the GM We Deserve, But Not the One We Can Afford (Yet)

New Jersey — In breaking hockey management drama that has absolutely no effect on actual game results but 100% affects fantasy egos, the notorious, mysterious, and questionably-dressed General Manager Mr. Teppo Winnipeg has announced he might return as the GM of the New Jersey Devils in the KOHL league—but only if the price is right.

Sources close to Mr. Winnipeg (mainly himself) have confirmed that he has been “deeply underpaid for years”, surviving on nothing but caffeine, trade regret, and the tears of rival managers.

“I’m not saying I’m greedy,” said Mr. Winnipeg at a hastily organized press conference in the back of a Tim Hortons, “but if New Jersey wants the brilliance that brought them a solid 6th place finish last season, they’re going to need to double or triple my imaginary salary. Preferably triple. Or add a snack stipend.”

Contract negotiations have reportedly stalled, with the current offer being “a firm handshake and a digital trophy that doesn’t even sparkle.” Mr. Winnipeg has called the offer “disrespectful” and “one good bribe away from becoming GM of literally any other team, including the Moosejaw Molasses.”

Despite the drama, KOHL officials have confirmed that Mr. Winnipeg will remain a GM in the league, though his exact allegiance remains as unpredictable as his trade deadlines.

Fans of the New Jersey KOHL franchise are anxiously awaiting a resolution, with many launching the viral campaign:
#PayTeppoOrWeTradeOurselves

In the meantime, Teppo has vowed to remain “fully focused on negotiations”, which reportedly means vacationing in Helsinki and sending vague text messages like “?” to league officials.

About Mr. Teppo Winnipeg
Teppo Winnipeg is a highly experienced GM in the KOHL league, known for bold trades, chaotic waiver claims, and his total disregard for goalie consistency. He was last seen arguing with a vending machine over whether peanuts counted as team assets.

For media inquiries, or to offer him money, snacks, or bribes:
Email: teppo.gm@fantasyhockeyempire.biz
Instagram: @TeppoTakesTheCup
Venmo: @GiveTeppoMoney

Montreal Please.

Chris continues with Philly

Jer will continue with the Maple Leafs.

Mape continues with Canucks

Sulpo has outhacked the hackers. Hack the planet!!! With the renewed access to this site, Sulpo would like to announce, that Sulpo has chosen the Calgary Flames as his team. See you all in the Sulpodome!

-Sulpo Ahonen, the humble legend-